The poem

I am now posting in honour of Emer and Mike (aka Sappy Cancer). It's a poem they wrote as a heart cry for their loves who were'nt going to "THE" party (in the end almost no one ended up going to that party, not even Emer or Mike so all things do work together for good). Any ways, I shed a couple of tears reading this touching poem and felt the urge to share it with every1. It gets a little confusing at some parts but.... whatever...


If Andressa doesnt come to the party,
I will weep and dance with mike.
I will dance "Ramba Ramba Rae"
I will roll my eyes
If Andressa doesnt come to the party.
I will hope that no other girls will come to the party.
I will hope that, because then everyone will weep.
I will hope that, because then everyone will dance"Rambe Ramba Rae"
I will say "Ha ha ha"
If Andressa doesnt come to the party
I will practice breakdance all night, untill the weehours.
I will throw my "rubber" away
Her absence will kill my Ramba spirit.
I will de-bloffen the hosts of the party
I will even flush them down the toilet
If Andressa doesnt come to the party
I will be five days without staying
If Andressa doesnt come to the party
I will not "come"no no no
I will say "ah yes, I see it now" and then I will keep crying
If Paloma doesnt come to the party
Micheal will go in a fig leaf
Mike and Emer will dance "Rambe ramba Rae"
Piglet will join them
If Andressa doesnt come to the party
All the embu boys will crash the party
Some with fig leafs
Some with flexed hair muscles
Some dressed in curtains
Some in full maple leaf hockey gear
And yes, the scorpion will join them
Together they will dance "I'm a little teapot"
Together they will be short and stout
They will go for one purposeto seek out the yonder Persians
They will also scare away all females
And all males
The host will be punished.
ALL THIS AND WORSE IF ANDRESSA DOES NOT COME TO THEPARTY.
These are the signs of tribulation for the hosts thereof
So please please please please please come to theparty
—Emer and Mike